Monday, December 22, 2025

Thirty-Two


Happy Birthday ... to Me

  

March 2, 2011

Wells Fargo Center, Philadelphia

 

Another birthday spent under arena lights. If his night ended half as good as it began, he’d call it one hell of a birthday.

Last night’s show in Boston had wrapped late, and instead of going home, they’d flown straight to Philly. By the time they got to the hotel, the plan was to sleep in. His wife had other plans — plans he’d never dream of complaining about. Hell, every morning should start like today.

Lazy, dirty, and absolutely worth the loss of sleep. He’d barely had time to catch his breath before they were tangled up again.

Second trimester for the win — her energy was back, and he was the very grateful beneficiary.

By the time she finally rolled off him to go deal with her trucks and crew, he was grinning like a pig in shit, feeling both utterly content and stupidly lucky.

Now, hours later, he was sitting in his dressing room with a half-empty tea cooling beside his notepad. The top page was a mess of scrawled song titles, arrows, and circled numbers — tonight’s setlist was slowly taking shape. Philly. It was always a wild crowd here, always ready to rock.

With that in mind, he scratched out the opening song and replaced it with one he knew would light the place up.

His phone buzzed quietly against the cluttered wood table. Half-empty bottles of water, crumpled paper, and rogue Froot Loops. Lily’s sippy cup and tiny pink headphones made up the usual collage of his tour life.

He glanced down and smiled. The group chat with the kids lit up the screen — four messages, four personalities, all armed with the same sharp wit he’d come to expect.

[2:36 pm] Jesse: Happy birthday, old man. Try not to break a hip tonight. 

 

[2:37 pm] Steph: Don’t party too hard. You’re not getting any younger.

 

[2:38 pm] Ro: HAPPY BIRTHDAY DADDY! I LOVE YOU!!

 

[2:39 pm] JAKE: HBD! Don’t forget your walker when you head to the stage. 

 

Jon smirked, fingers flying over the screen.

 

[2:40 pm] Thanks, you little smartasses. I miss you. See you tomorrow. 

Before he could put the phone down, it rang — the familiar ringtone bringing another smile to his face.

“Happy Birthday, Jon.”

“Thank you, Ma.”

“I’m here too, son. Happy Birthday.”

“Thanks, Pop. What are you two up to today?”

“Missing you,” his mother said, her voice soft and a little wistful.

“You saw him two days ago, Carol,” his father chimed in, teasing. “And you’ll see him tomorrow.”

“Oh, hush, John. It’s a mother’s right to miss her children, especially on their birthdays.”

Jon laughed. “I know, Ma. Hey, we’ll pick up at 3:30, and then we’ll head into the city to grab the kids before dinner.”

“Yes, Ariana called us,” his father said. “We’ll be ready.”

“Okay, I gotta go get ready.”

“Kiss Lily for us, will ya?” Carol said.

“Will do. Love you both.”

“Love you too, Jon,” his father replied.

The line went dead, and Jon tucked the device into his pocket. Pushing off the couch, he headed out to find Ari and Lily.

         

 

Ari sat at one of the long catering tables, her laptop open in front of her, fingers flying across the keys as she made a few last-minute changes to the Uncasville show schedule. The steady hum of conversation and clattering dishes surrounded her, but she was lost in her own world, the chaos fading as she typed. She was deep into the rhythm of work and wanted to get it finished before Gloria would be back with Lily.

Her phone buzzed, pulling her out of focus. She glanced down to see a FaceTime call from Romeo. A smile tugged at her lips, and she swiped to answer.

“Hey, buddy!” she said, her voice warm and bright.

“Hey, Ari.” His voice brimmed with the kind of excitement only a six-year-old could muster. “I got new names for the baby.”

Ari grinned. It was a daily ritual now — one of the many things she looked forward to. Name suggestions came by text, call, or the occasional FaceTime, sometimes from all the kids at once. And Jon’s absolute certainty that the baby was a boy only fueled the chaos. Ari wasn’t convinced; she still felt like it was another girl.

“Are these a group effort,” she asked, “or just yours?”

“Mine. They always say no to my names. Mommy was yelling at Jake for his homework, so I took his phone so I could send them.”

Ari laughed, shaking her head. “Oh, maybe we should wait for the others. I don’t want you getting in trouble too.”

“Who’s getting in trouble?”

Ari looked up and saw Jon standing in the doorway.

“Hi, Dad! Having a fun birthday?” Ro asked.

Jon chuckled. “Yes, Ro. Now tell me, who’s in trouble?”

“Jake. He didn’t do his homework, so Mommy took his phone away.”

“And you’re calling from his phone?”

“Yes! I needed to give Ari my name suggestions.”

Ari nodded at the screen, still smiling. “The others always say no to his.”

“Ah, I see.” Jon folded his arms, trying not to laugh. “I don’t want you getting in trouble too, buddy. Why don’t you hang up, and you can give your suggestions when we are all together tomorrow?”

“But Daaad!” the boy scowled. “These have a special meaning.”

“Special?” Jon asked, his tone softening.

“Yeah. For Ari.”

Jon raised an eyebrow. “For Ari, huh? Sounds important.”

“It is,” he said, sitting up straighter. “’Cause her birthday’s the Fourth of July, right? But she doesn’t really like it…” He paused, glancing up like he was checking if he’d said something wrong. “So I thought maybe if the baby comes close to it, we could give it a fun name to help her like her birthday again.”

Caught off guard, Ari felt her throat tighten, tears pricking unexpectedly at the corners of her eyes. “You’re something else, kiddo. That’s really sweet.”

“Wanna hear them?” he asked eagerly, the seriousness already giving way to excitement.

Jon leaned back, resting a hand on the back of Ari’s chair. “At this point, I think we have to.”

“Okay! I got four names,” Ro announced, wiggling the piece of paper like it was some top-secret list. “First is Liberty, ’cause of Ari’s birthday. Then Sky, uh… ’cause that’s where we look when we shoot fireworks. Number three, Star, because they look pretty.”

He paused for dramatic effect. “And number four… Blue.”

Ari laughed softly. “Blue, huh?”

“Yeah! ’Cause Lily really likes blueberries. And maybe this baby will too. Or maybe not. But I like it, so that counts, right?”

Jon nearly choked trying not to laugh.

“Uh oh, Mom’s calling me. Kiss Lily and Meatball for me. Bye.”

The screen went dark, leaving Jon and Ari smiling at each other.

         


Jon stepped up beside her as the band gathered at the bottom of the stage stairs. Tico tapped his sticks lightly against his thigh, Richie rolled his shoulders, and Lema bounced on his heel — all the pre-show rituals Ari had grown used to over the years.

“See you after,” he said, brushing a hand across the small of her back.

“Knock ’em dead,” she replied.

Jon gave her that quick, private grin, the one that still curled something warm in her belly, and jogged up the steps, swallowed by the dark lights and the rising rumble of the crowd. Ari waited until they were fully out of sight before disappearing down into the underbelly of the stage where she’d be watching tonight.

Tony sat in front of a wall of screens, each one showing a different angle of the stage or crowd. When he saw her approaching, he scooted over a bit to give her space.

“Doing your version of a front-row seat tonight?” he asked, arms crossed against his chest.

“It’s the best one,” Ari replied.

The house lights dropped, and the building exploded.

The roar hit like a physical wave, vibrating through the floor, up through the metal rails, right into her chest. On the row of monitors, the flood of light caught Jon as he burst onto the stage.

“Jesus,” Tony muttered. “Gonna be a good one tonight.”

From the first note, there was a sharpness to him — that determined, hungry edge he only had when he was set on delivering a monster show. The band locked in immediately.

He was on fire.

Just Older. Of course he’d open with this one. She couldn’t help but grin when he kicked off the solo before trading off with Richie, who effortlessly took it the rest of the way.

Song after song, the energy built. His vocals were strong, the band tight, and somewhere around the halfway mark, Ari realized the show had taken on that unmistakable momentum — the kind you couldn’t fake, couldn’t force, the kind that just happened when everything aligned.

And the circle set? That was always her favorite part. No matter where in life they were, he always had a knack for picking songs that reflected their story. He stepped out alone first, the spotlight catching that glimmer in his eyes as twenty thousand hearts hung on every word of What Do You Got.

“You good?” Tony asked, passing her a napkin.

“Pregnancy hormones,” she said, accepting it to wipe her tears. “If you tell anyone…”

Tony held up his hand. “I know better. Don’t ’cha you worry.”

They both laughed as Jon called Richie to join him. Richie’s bluesy solo tonight on Diamond Ring sliding through the speakers had to be one of her all-time favorites, ever.

I’ll Be There for You turned the whole arena into a choir, phones glowing like stars from the floor to the rafters. As the final notes faded, Jon paused, eyes catching on a woman on the rail wearing a ridiculous plush birthday-cake hat, candles wobbling as she held up a sign.

Ari watched his face, saw the smirk twitch before he even walked to the mic.

“I don’t know…” he drawled, shaking his head. “Naaah. I’m not the goofy hat kinda guy.” He turned to look at Richie. “That’ll be on the internet tonight!”

The crowd roared.

“I’ll play pin the tail on the donkey with you, though,” he added, grinning. “Blindfold me, spin me around the room a bit…”

Tony snorted beside her.

Jon turned over his shoulder. “Hey, let’s get Dave and Tico out here.”

While the guys made their way onto the circle, Jon stood in front of the mic, mischief written plain as day across his face.

“I’d like to spank a couple of asses in this room,” he announced.

The place lost it.

Ari dropped her forehead into her hand. “And this is before wine.”

Tony cackled. “The plane ride home sure is gonna be fun.”

The night barreled on, the crowd feeding them energy like a live wire. When they finally closed with Blood on Blood, the entire arena was swaying, shouting, arms raised. A song about loyalty, about friendships that outlived everything — but as always, he sang it like he meant it for them. The fans who had carried him for decades.

On the monitors in front of them, he stood in a wash of golden light, sweat-slicked and smiling, owning every inch of that stage.

Tony let out a low whistle. “Hell of a birthday show.”

“Definitely one for the record books,” she said, handing back his headset.

“Going somewhere?”

“Gonna grab Lily from Gloria.”

“Mm hmm.”

She rolled her eyes at him and slipped out from under the stage as the final chords faded and the arena lights began to rise. Crew members rushed past in practiced chaos, but she moved through them easily. Gunnar and Gloria were already heading her way with a wide-awake Lily chewing on her crew pass.

“Hey, my sweet girl,” Ari said, taking Lily into her arms. “Let’s go see Daddy.”

By the time she reached the bottom of the stairs, Jon was coming down them — sweat-soaked, flushed, chest still rising hard with the high of the show. He spotted them instantly, that wide, exhausted, boyish grin breaking across his face.

“There’s my girls,” he said, voice rough but full of warmth.

Ari shifted Lily slightly. “Say hi, Daddy.”

One pudgy hand reached for him, and he pressed a gentle kiss to it, then leaned in to brush another soft one across Ari’s cheek.

“You were incredible tonight,” she said, brushing a sweaty curl off his forehead.

He huffed a laugh. “I was fueled by birthday sex and parental harassment. Powerful combination.”

Ari snorted. “Whaddaya say we blow this popsicle stand?”

“Ask me that again later,” he replied, winking at her, then motioned to Matt and Cliff that they were ready to head out.

Lily stretched her tiny arms toward him. Jon grinned and scooped her up from Ari, holding her close as she wriggled happily in his arms. Together, they began weaving through the bustling crew and equipment, the afterglow of the show still humming in their bones as they headed home.

Wednesday, December 3, 2025

Thirty-One

 


The Stones, The Scale and The Smartass


 

D.C. went smoothly last night. Thank God.

It had been Gloria’s first time witnessing what our in-and-out city runs actually look like, and for a trial-by-fire, it wasn’t the worst one to get thrown into.

They were wheels down in D.C. just after 9 a.m., no hotel, no buffer, straight into the fire. Normally, they’d arrive just in time for soundcheck, but since this was a union city, Ari needed to be there for load-in in case Kennedy ran into issues. Jon drew the short straw this time. Before they left, Ari made sure that his dressing room was the first thing they prepared. So, he didn’t pout… too much about the early call time.

The crew was already in the thick of it by the time they arrived: cases flying, cables coiled, radios chirped, and caffeine flowing. Gloria barely had a second to adjust before they were weaving her and Lily through the maze of road cases and forklift traffic.

She didn’t flinch when the dock alarm blared or when someone accidentally flipped the audio switch and that squelch echoed through the venue. She asked smart questions, kept Lily fed, changed, and on schedule — which, in Ari’s world, was nothing short of Olympic-level coordination. By lunch, she had even picked up on the way everyone communicated exclusively in acronyms and half-sentences.

And when Lily wasn’t mad-dashing through the venue halls in her walker, giving Gloria a run for her money, she was in Jon’s arms, babbling over his shoulder while he wandered back and forth between catering and front-of-house.

Today was technically an off day, which just meant no venue, no plane to catch, no pre-show drama. Instead, Ari was catching up on emails at the kitchen counter while Lily scooted and bounced around with Meatball hot on her trail.

There were a couple of inquiries wanting to hire SAMCO. Twenty-seven years in the business, you pick up a few friends here and there, so word travels fast when you start your own company. She wasn’t complaining. Not at all. The inquiries were coming in faster than she could hire a second crew.

Scrolling through her inbox, she flagged a couple and made a mental note to reply later. It wasn’t until she came across a familiar name that she started grinning.


From: m.jagger@rollingstoneshq.co.uk
To: AM@samcoproductions.com
Date: February 28, 2011 – 1:43 PM (London time)

Subject: Little Moretti, you never stop, do you?

Ari, darling—

I hear congratulations are in order — again.

Another baby on the way? At this rate, you’ll have your own crew in a few years. I can already see it: nappies in the cable trunks, bottle warmers on the rider, and you still outpacing lads half your age without spilling your coffee.

Tell Jon he’s a jammy sod.
He somehow married the only woman alive who can run a tour, pop out two small humans, and still manage a death glare that silences an entire lighting team. You’re terrifying, in the best way.

I miss your mug on the road. And your clipboard of doom.

Your dad always said, “She’s a miracle with boots and a mouth on her.” Still holds up, if you ask me.

Now, I know you’re knee-deep in Jon’s circus (no judgement, we’ve all done mad things for love), but I wanted to cause a bit of mischief and float something your way. We’re in the early throes of putting together the 50 and Counting tour for next year. Anniversary, big to-do. Tongues already wagging.

So, here’s the question:
What would it take to nick you from your husband? Just for a bit. We’d return you more or less intact, depending how civil Keith manages to stay.

The crew’s already muttering your name. Don’t make me grovel. I’m far too dignified, but I will send you another one of those hideous souvenir berets from Paris if you try to ignore me. You know, the glittery kind you love so much with the Eiffel Tower stitched on the front.

Let’s have a proper chinwag soon. And truly, I’m chuffed for you. Hope this new little one inherits your scowl.

Say hello to that wanker of yours.

All my best,
Mick
X


Ari huffed a laugh through her nose, startling Lily, who let out a squawk from where she was bouncing near the pantry. Meatball, ever the loyal guard dog, sprang to attention with a bark like someone had broken in.

“Sorry, sorry.” She kissed the top of Lily’s head, gave Meatball a quick scratch behind the ears, and went back to her laptop. Still grinning, she clicked Forward, fingers pausing over the keyboard for half a second. The moment she typed a J, Jon’s name popped up. She rolled her eyes, clicked it, and started typing.


—Forwarded Message—

From: AM@samcoproductions.com
To: JBJ@BJM.com

Subject: Poaching Season?

Breaking News: Moretti’s still irresistible to rock legends.

Hold on to your guitar… the Stones are trying to poach me. AGAIN!

Also, if I find one of those glitter Paris berets in my closet, you’re a dead man.

With all due respect (and none whatsoever),
Moretti’s, best in the business circa 1969


Her inbox pinged before she had a chance to slide off the stool, and when she saw it was from Jon, she couldn’t help but smirk. One glance at his reply had her shaking her head, a grin tugging at the corners of her mouth.


—Reply from Jon—

From: JBJ@BJM.com
To: AM@samcoproductions.com

Subject: Good luck with that

If he wants to ‘nick’ you, he’s going to have to pry you out of my cold, calloused, guitar-playing hands.

And for the record — if a glittery Paris beret does show up, I’ll reimburse his costs. ðŸ˜‰

No one’s taking my girl.
Still surviving the Moretti war since 1986


She set the laptop aside with a huff, then carried her mug to the sink, the grin still tugging at her mouth. “God help me,” she murmured under her breath. “You’re lucky you’re pretty.”

         

Jon and Ari sat side by side, the soft hum of muzak filling the silence of the empty room. Whenever possible, they took the later appointments — less chance of causing a stir. Both were scrolling through their phones, oblivious to the door opening.

“Ariana? We’re ready for you.” Penelope gestured to the door. “Step on the scale for me, hon.”

The scale. Her nemesis. She’d been bracing for an uptick, given the steady negative trend.

“Oh, the scale.”

“Moment of truth, Crash.” Jon’s hand landed on her shoulder.

She shot him a glare that could curdle milk. “Say one word, and I’ll bury you.”

“Wouldn’t dream of it.”

Ari shuffled toward the scale, every step a mix of dread and defiance. The clicks of the weight adjusting echoed through the hall like ticking clockwork.

“Alrighty,” Penelope said, scribbling on the chart. “You’ve gained thirteen pounds.”

“Come again?” Ariana gasped, eyes widening.

Jon tried to stifle a laugh but failed miserably.

Penelope smiled reassuringly. “It’s perfectly normal, sweetie. After a rough first trimester, your body’s just catching up.”

Ari stepped off the scale and pointed a finger at Jon, still grinning. “Not a word.”

He sealed his lips with an exaggerated lock gesture as they followed Penelope down the hall into an empty exam room. Once the door clicked shut, Ari climbed onto the crinkly paper, pressing a hand to the slight curve beneath her sweater.

“Okay, wiseass. Let’s have it before Dr. Barnes comes in.”

Jon’s grin widened. “Just saying, it’s a good thing I didn’t stop for those cannoli you wanted.”

“I remember enjoying one this morning,” Ari said dryly. “Probably my last for a very long time.”

Jon’s grin stretched wider. “Yeah, heard that one before. I’ll believe it when I see it.”

Before she could fire back, there was a soft knock on the door.

“Come in,” Ari called.

Dr. Barnes stepped in with a warm smile and tablet in hand. “Good afternoon, you two. How are we feeling today?”

“Depends,” Jon said, glancing at Ari. “Are you asking me, or her?”

Ari sighed. “Ignore him, he’s been insufferable since the scale.”

Dr. Barnes laughed as she washed her hands. “I see nothing’s changed. How’s Lily doing?”

“Crawling everywhere,” Jon declared proudly. “She’s got her mother’s fire.”

“And your stubbornness,” Ariana shot back, though a soft smile played on her lips.

Dr. Barnes rolled her stool closer, typing notes into the tablet. “Alright, twenty-two weeks today. Let’s take a look here.”

She glanced up with a smile. “You’ve gained thirteen pounds since your last visit. Exactly what I hoped to see after the rough first trimester. You’re catching up beautifully.”

Ari gave a short laugh. “That’s one way to spin it.”

Jon leaned back, grinning. “Told ya. The scale’s not plotting against you.”

Dr. Barnes smiled behind her glasses. “Nope, just doing its job. Blood pressure’s a bit high — nothing alarming. You know what I’m going to say. Just try to limit stress when you can.”

“Define ‘limit’ when you’re traveling circus now includes a seven-month-old and you’re the CEO of your own company.”

“Fair point,” the doctor said with an amused glance. “Maybe take a few extra minutes for deep breaths now and then.”

She measured Ari’s belly with practiced ease, the tape gliding across the curve. “You’re measuring right on track. Early July due date still looks solid.”

“Perfect timing,” Jon said. “We have a week off around that time.”

Dr. Barnes applied gel and pressed the Doppler wand to Ari’s stomach. Static buzzed for a moment before a steady gallop of a heartbeat filled the room.

“Strong heartbeat, good rhythm,” Dr. Barnes confirmed, setting the probe back in its holder. “Everything’s looking great. I’ll call as soon as the amnio results come in — should be any day now.”

Ari nodded casually, her tone steady. “I don’t remember it taking this long with Lily.”

“No news yet doesn’t mean bad news,” the doctor reassured.

Jon squeezed her hand. “We’ve got plenty to keep us busy until then.”

Dr. Barnes smiled. “Exactly. Rest when you can, eat when you’re hungry, and try not to boss your blood pressure around too much.”

Jon grinned immediately. “Oh, this is gonna be tough. You know she’s the CEO of Bossing, right?”

Ari shot him a look, shaking her head.

Dr. Barnes gave a small smile. “Well, that’s my cue to go.” She picked up her tablet. “I’ll see you in a month.”

“Take care, Doc,” they both said.

With a final glance over her shoulder, Dr. Barnes stepped out, leaving them alone in the room.

Jon squeezed her knee. “July’s gonna be one hell of a month.”

As the door clicked behind her, Ari hopped off the table, adjusting her sweater. “Keep living on that prayer that this little one arrives on July 4th,” she said with a sly grin. “It’s not happening. Even if I have to lock my legs and squeeze.”

“Now, there’s a visual I could do without.” Jon grimaced playfully.

Ari shot him a side-eye. “You’re welcome.”